PREGAME - 02.07.2010 - Warshington C(r)apitals

~~12:30~~12:00PM NBC
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Just when you thought you had to get up early the past two Sundays, the brain trust at NBC decided to schedule this game EVEN EARLIER!

Ugh.

If you're still hungover please make sure that you have something near by to hurl into. With the likes of Doc, Edzo, Mrs. L and Shoe Boy you're bound to hurl sooner than later.

Arriving into Washington at 2:15am, the Pens take on the red hot Washington Capitals. Ovi and his sweetheart Alexander Semin have tearing up the NHL lately. Currently they sit a top the worst division in hockey with a total of 86 points (NHL best... God, it hurts me to say that).

I hope that sleep or a lack of sleep isn't a factor in this game. Lord knows that last May a certain owner of a certain team complained to the high heavens when scheduling problems put an unfair advantage on the other team.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lord knows they're not the smartest down in Washington. For years they've endured the countless heapings of BS coming from Capitol Hill. In some way that must have seriously diluted the gene pool.

Take this case in example. Note her favorite book:

See, there is someone for Mike Green afterall....

If you've ever been to the Verizon Center you would know what I mean. The announcer makes you feel like you're at a tractor pull. With all the lights and flashy like-type things it would cause even the healthiest person to have a seizure.

What ticks me off the most is that they encourage their fans to "STAND UP AND GET LOUD" while the puck is in play. Get loud, yes. But STAND UP?

Hell No.

To the dick that sat in front of me during Game One of the ECSF, I hope you capture the essence of Plaxico Burress and shoot yourself in the thigh.

DICK.

The last time the Pens played in Washington this pic sums it all up

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Like I said, last week. Then is then and now is er, well NOW.

Brilliant Whistler, Brilliant.

THINGS YOU WANTED TO KNOW BUT WERE TOO LAZY TO LOOK UP:

Yesterday, Sidney Crosby tallied his 300th assist.
While Shoveling Snow, Bruce Boudreau got frostbite on his head. Idiot. I wonder if they make hats that big?
The Capitals this year are 22-3-3 at home. Ouchy.
The Caps are on a 13 game win streak. The 92-93 Pens won 17 straight.
We all know how THAT season ended.

WHAT WHISTLER THINKS IS IMPORTANT TO THIS GAME:

Stay the hell out of the box. In the last matchup between these two teams, the Caps Power play (ranked #1) was the difference maker.

Keeping your nipples protected at all times.

Honestly, I have no clue

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Ya think I made my point clear?

LINE PROJECTIONS..